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Elmer Lynn Hauldren, 89

Chicago pitchman

helped sell carpet and flooring

laminate coffin

OR…

Empire Carpet guy

Five-Eight-Eight-Two-Three-Hundred

Empiiiiiiiirrreeee Rest In Peace

(special thanks to guest haikuist Kristen Kearns for that last one!)

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